Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

You found a penny on the ground and picked it up excitedly. You actually needed the penny.
 
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

Your teacher writes "Cool story bro" at the top of your 10-page essay, and gives you a zero.
 
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

Your stuck in a dead end job. Your boss only cares about money. Your best friend is a complete retard. Your neighbour hates you. Worst of all you live in a pineapple under the sea...
 
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

Your idea of a fancy dinner is making the shrimp flavored Ramen instead of chicken.
 
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

Your happiness lasts as long as your pack of Oreos.
 
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

You have no peers to pressure you.
 
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

You watched old footage from when you were a baby. It was a rerun of 16 and Pregnant.
 
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

You think that the Beatles stole their hair styles from Justin Bieber.
 
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

You go to a school where the kids are higher than the grades.
 
Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well

People glance at the weight limit sign when you enter an elevator.